In Relation to the Zombie Pursuit of Ass

Hello, dear reader! After a lengthy hiatus and temporary abandonment on the part of The Blog Keeper, He With The Not-So-Significant-Power hath returned! He That Hath Returned has also brought to you and Thingamujig!

Here, beholden unto us, we have a similar pursuit as that of a prior posting of intended Zombie fornication. However, this time around, the issue relates less to the fact of "undeath", as much as it does to the presence of stubble. The protagonist pursues a hot young thing, only to see that he has to change himself in order to be accepted into her loving embrace. However, try as he might, our hopeless hero is foiled time and time again in his constant struggle against stubble.

Behold, The Cool Thingamujig Of The Day!