The Possibilities....

The Understandably Not-So-Lovable Fuhrer, I was taught in my art history class, originally intended to be an artist. He applied to The Academy Of Fine Art in Vienna(presuming The Blog Keeper's Mighty Memory doth not fail His Greatness), and was rejected multiple times.

Now some watercolors reputed to be his work were sold at an auction for 97,000 pounds (~$140,000). Which goes to show that the biggest sellers do not sell for their skill as much as for the intrigue surrounding their work.

Curious, to think what may have happened had he been accepted and lived out a career as an artist.

So enjoy, Dear Reader, our fascinating and Cool Thingamujig Of The Day.

Peter The Sieve?

Behold, dear reader, The Cool Thingamujig Of The Day!

Bird Fucked

What hath one to say about today's Cool Thingamujig Of The Day, aside from "seriously?". That said, the blog keeper cannot wait to acquire his new computer and proceed to beat the shit out of his opponents with an ostrich. His only lament is that said Blog Keeper cannot execute such an act in real life....

With that, you, dear reader, are now presented with The Cool Thingamujig Of The Day.

I'm On A Boat, MoFo!

The brilliance and hilarity contained withing the video that is Today's Cool Thingamujig Of The Day is preposterous. There exists little more to be said of the previously-previously-referred-to-Thingamujg. With those symbols implemented to represent words, with the direct intention of communicating the concept of what today's Cool Thingamujig is, said the Cool Thingamujig will not be presented.

Instead, The Keeper Of The Blog The Reader Is Now Reading A Post From will present to you The Cool Thingamujig Of The Day!

Agreed

The Blog Keeper would like to state that he, in his infinite wisdom, whole-heartedly agrees with today's Cool Thingamujig Of The Day.

So much so, that the aforementioned "Blog Keeper of The-ness" will refrain from the previously established concention of long winded commentary and sentences tremendous in all their size, learning curve, and utter disdain for linguistic conventions designed to make words legible to the plebeian masses.

The Cool Thingamujig Of The Day.

I Know I Know What This Means

Though The Blog Keeper can't admit to actually understanding much of anything written on the man's blog, it does contain quite the entertaining work. The object that is will henceforth be known as The Cool Thingamujig of this day is an animation by Sebastien Wojda-Marioni.

The animation centers on a little zombie boy, and his enthusiasm for balloons.

Please enjoy, The Cool Thingamujig Of The Day.

This Dude Is 27 and Can Paint Like A Motherfucker!

The Title is brought to us, courtesy of The Blog Keeper's paraphrase of Francis Vellejo's (not-so-para)phrase on Michael Ciervo's painting skill.

Indeed, he is quite the motherfucker. Aside from his vast capacity to fornicate with our dear mothers, he does indeed paint like quite the motherfucker would be expected to: with a lofty level of impressive-osity.

As condolence to those less-ridiculously-talented-than-he-who-has-been-labeled-as-the-definition-thereof, there's a good chance that, given simple statistics, he has not yet fornicated with all of our mothers. Therefore making him your daddy with only a staggering probability, rather than a blatant and soul-crushingly undeniable certainty.

This depressing news aside, The Blog Keeper would like to present to you, newly depressed reader, The Cool Thingamujig Of The Day.

Superman's Secret Identity

Unbeknown to even The Blog Keeper, Superman has a secret identity that is largely secret to even those who know about his "real" identities of Clark Kent and Kal-El. This identity comes to us courtesy of Joe Shuster, co-creator of Superman.

Ok, so it's not actually Superman. But they do look quite a lot like the early Superman, and he's in compromising positions, in a book with all sorts of characters in similarly vulnerable positions. This all equals funny. Very much funny with fits of silly, childish giggles.

For more in-depth and not so decidedly vague information.... we have The Cool Thingamujig Of The Day!