Awesomely Creepish Awesome With Extra Creepy

Today's Thingamujig centers on a series of brilliant mechanical masterpieces housed in the Cabaret Mech Theatre. This "theatre", where "theatre" is the English counterpart to the American "theater"(the difference being that the former tends to be "more snooty-er", whereas the latter is oft immature and generally "American"), is not actually a theatre of the English or American variety, nor is it a cabaret.

In fact, the aformentioned Cabaret Theatre(which hath already been established as neither) is more of a museum, containing various artistic automata. Most of these seem to center around a joke of one or another variety(the varieties ranging from good to hilarious to "ummm, what?") and are built mostly of wood.

Automata, for those readers of the singular reader base who are not in the know(the logical fallacy of which makes this entire paragraph quite useless, though the fact that the likely singular reader pointed this Thingamujig out obviously counters that fallacy with another, therefore making this paragraph quite, if not the most, vital), an automaton is a self operating machine.

Enjoy, dear reader, The Cool Thingamujig Of The Day!