The Title is brought to us, courtesy of The Blog Keeper's paraphrase of Francis Vellejo's (not-so-para)phrase on Michael Ciervo's painting skill.
Indeed, he is quite the motherfucker. Aside from his vast capacity to fornicate with our dear mothers, he does indeed paint like quite the motherfucker would be expected to: with a lofty level of impressive-osity.
As condolence to those less-ridiculously-talented-than-he-who-has-been-labeled-as-the-definition-thereof, there's a good chance that, given simple statistics, he has not yet fornicated with all of our mothers. Therefore making him your daddy with only a staggering probability, rather than a blatant and soul-crushingly undeniable certainty.
This depressing news aside, The Blog Keeper would like to present to you, newly depressed reader, The Cool Thingamujig Of The Day.
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