A Wish

So, apparently there exists some entity of lore known as "Japanese Legend". In said "Japanese Legened"(from Japan, no less), it is reputed that any person that decides to take the time to fold 1,000 paper cranes(and then does so) will have one wish granted(presumably upon completion of the final paper crane).

Here is an interesting case of preparing for the time when one may truly need such a wish.

Behold, our Cool Thingamujig Of The Day.