Today I present to you instructions on how to properly kill yourself. I second the article's opinion in that too many 14 year old girls are trying to slit their wrists, or overdose themselves with "painkillers" like aspirin.
What, you ask, could be the potential remedy to this malady of death's design?
Why, the answer, of course, is by killing yourself in the manliest way possible. In order to best facilitate re-skewing statistics in the favor of all those decent in this world, if one were to kill oneself, one must ensure that is is performed in the absolutely _manliest_ way POSSIBLE.
So, without further ado, please read the list and take the manliest way out that is feasible for whatever situation in which you may be.
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